bottlegate

Bottlegate continues. She’s getting slowly slowly more used to the bottle, but… Not really.

My new plan is to give her a bottle when she wakes up at 4am or 5am, because then she’s been sleeping all night and she’s starving. But it’s not really working. Plus my boobs are exploding and leaking at that point.

Of course I wake up fucking early, but I’m not functional until a few hours later. So, in an effort to be functional and polish off a few hours of work, I’m going to have my instant coffee set out right next to her bottle. That’s my other new plan.

We’ll see if I can even remember what to do with them tomorrow morning.

waimumu said: what does pregnancy do to your feet?!

It doesn’t happen to everyone, other people get pains in other places. Most people seem to just get back pain. But for me, I apparently put most of my weight on my heels during my pregnancy. And then after losing the baby bump, I started using the fronts of my feet again but they’d gotten weak. Plus your body produces some relaxant or something that weakens (among other things) your arches, so it’s a bad combination.

So basically the tops of my feet were all stretched out, straining the back of my feet. Or something. It feels like I have permanent bruises on my feet. Basically you can’t gain and then lose all this weight plus have all your body systems change without it fucking you up!

feet are fucked

Oh my goodness, that foot massage felt good. It hurt, but it felt good.

I didn’t realize how screwed up my feet are though. The lady explained some things to me and it was helpful. Still hurts like hell though!

What else is going to be thrown my way? Pregnancy wrecks you, big time. How did women have baby after baby in the past? It’d basically make you housebound. 

Massage

He goes, get changed, you’ve got an appointment at noon.

I said, I do? My brains been like a sieve lately and I was trying to remember what I had to do.

He said, for your foot massage. I made a reservation and paid for it.

Awwww.

bysaber:

Perfect vegan snack: No fat, baked & Crispy sweet potato fries & creamy guacamole dip. The recipe is quite simple: 1-2 sweet potatoes peeled + chopped tiny long strips (or what I like to do is put it through my manual fry cutter) and put in the oven for about 30 minutes at 350F and then move it to the dehydrator to get as crispy as you desire. The guacamole dip was 1 avocado, juice of lemon, cracked pepper, parsley, garlic, Himalayan salt (the pink one), fresh ginger, tsp of wheatgrass powder (optional). blend it together with a food processor to get the creamiest texture! I sure do make a lot of healthy fries & all different dips, which will all be in my recipe ebook coming out this New Years (150+ pages & features all my recipes) ✌ 

Yeah, just put it in your dehydrator. Everybody’s got one of those!

bysaber:

Perfect vegan snack: No fat, baked & Crispy sweet potato fries & creamy guacamole dip. The recipe is quite simple: 1-2 sweet potatoes peeled + chopped tiny long strips (or what I like to do is put it through my manual fry cutter) and put in the oven for about 30 minutes at 350F and then move it to the dehydrator to get as crispy as you desire. The guacamole dip was 1 avocado, juice of lemon, cracked pepper, parsley, garlic, Himalayan salt (the pink one), fresh ginger, tsp of wheatgrass powder (optional). blend it together with a food processor to get the creamiest texture! I sure do make a lot of healthy fries & all different dips, which will all be in my recipe ebook coming out this New Years (150+ pages & features all my recipes) ✌ 

Yeah, just put it in your dehydrator. Everybody’s got one of those!

(via beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood)