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Man: What would I do without you?
Me: Eat a lot less vegetables.

defeatmenot:

kirby-star-rider:

max-peck:

This is 35 seconds of Neil deGrasse Tyson dancing or: The greatest 35 seconds of your entire life.

OMG HE IS SO AWESOME.

crowd cant even sway to the music properly

I must be getting old, because I used to think dads dancing to the back in the day jams was so embarrassing. But now I think “embarrassing” dads are just cute. I mean cool, sorry.

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housewitch asked:Make sure you're not wearing too tight of shirts and just forget about wearing a bra for a bit. Big mistake I made and holy mother of god, blocked ducts are like some kind of evil torture. Showers were always the only relief I remember.

Oh yeah, it hurts more than I could have imagined. I hate wearing bras anyway. TMI, but I took a shower and then whatever blocked duct it was unblocked itself and milk just SHOT out for a good few minutes all on its own. I immediately felt better. And from all the lumps, I was sure it was more than one blocked duct, but I guess it was just the one. Bodies are weird.

I like the egg pants.

Those are actually all thumb prints. my little sister brought them from south africa. so cute! she’s almost grown out of them though. 

Less than three months ago, you were born, all squishy faced and tiny. Four months ago you were still kicking in my belly, kicking papa’s hand every night. And now you’re just hanging out, air punching and air kicking. So weird.

Less than three months ago, you were born, all squishy faced and tiny. Four months ago you were still kicking in my belly, kicking papa’s hand every night. And now you’re just hanging out, air punching and air kicking. So weird.

Okay it hurts so much I want to cry and cut my boob off.