I have a doctors appointment on Sunday, which is weird. It’s my one month after giving birth checkup.
I talked to him about it, asking if I should take the baby with me or maybe change the day.
He said no it’s cool, he’ll watch her, it’ll be a great time to bond with the mini me, he’ll move work to later.
Well apparently this conversation completely disappeared from his memory, because today he got annoyed at my boobs being sore yet again, and he said “when are you seeing a doctor again?” To which I said Sunday, and he said what the hell, the boy’s here, I’ve got work.
Seriously, he had absolutely no memory of it.
When I change her diapers in the middle of the night, I put my iPhone flashlight on, and last night I had her facing a different direction than I normally do so she saw big shadows of her arms and legs against the wall.
And she just stared at the moving shadows and kept kicking and waving. Then she looked at me and gave a huge goofy smile.
I could see brain cells growing and neuron connections being made.
My baby is obviously an incredible genius.
KIEV (The Borowitz Report)—A surprise appearance by the actor John Travolta today in Kiev’s Independence Square has further confused the situation in Ukraine, witnesses on the ground report.
According to several accounts, Mr. Travolta flew to Ukraine in his self-piloted private jet in the hopes of raising morale in the embattled country, but only served to perplex Ukrainians with a brief but indecipherable speech.
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